Monday Morning Chuckle

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right...and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,

busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched

silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a

toothbrush. "'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as

well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.